.ما عندها إسم. إسمها عاصفة وبس. بلا محن
It is time, ladies and gentlemen, to lay down the final judgment on this year entertainment shows on Lebanese channels.
After a survey conducted over a long period (15 minutes), involving thousands of people (me), we got the final results. Here are the hits and misses of 2016, in my opinion.
Best (not necessarily in order)
1. Lahon w Bas (LBC)
The whole show works. Hisham and Jad make a perfect duo on screen, due to their off-screen friendship, natural sense of humor, and good stand-up comedy skills. Guests seem to enjoy the interview and Hisham always succeeds in making them feel home, shedding the light on their cute and funny side. I even enjoyed Maguy Bou Ghosn’s interview.
2. Menna w Jerr (MTV)
I love this show. Pierre Rabbat is probably “the” guy you go to when you want to buy a format and execute it in Lebanon. The co-hosts are doing their jobs right, especially Mona Saliba and Rola kaady. I even enjoy Ghassan Rahbani’s lame jokes. But the real star of the show is probably Elie Sleiman.
3.Hayda Taba3 el akhbar (Al Jadeed)
When smart meets funny. This show is basically a history-politics class delivered with smart humor and extensive research put into each and every episode.
4.Metl al amar and Amir el Leil (MTV and LBC)
Yes, they are crappy series, full of mistakes, bad acting, and lame storylines, but hey, that’s what makes them GREAT entertainment shows! Thank you for making 2016 enjoyable.
1. Bala Teshfir (Al Jadeed)
Tammam Bleik should be banned from TV. His questions and interviewing approach stopped being interesting in 1992. Regarding his guests, eskot ya lsani…
2.Hayda Haki (MTV)
Adel Karam is a great actor, but he failed as a late night show host. Successful hosts might suck in acting as well. Maybe it’s time to take a break. Even the new additions, Adele and co, couldn’t save the show from sinking into a lame 2-hour trip.
3. Basmat Watan (the new format)
Copying Abla Fahita was not a smart move. The old format was better, wittier and funnier. While doma kratiyé, created by the same person, is brilliant, Basmat watan fails to deliver this season, let alone the racist jokes.
4. Take me out Na2ashit (LBC)
The show’s idea is not bad itself. I find it entertaining. The execution however, is disastrous. Sexual jokes stopped being funny in 2002. Sexism is not funny. The staged performances of Fouad Yammine, the girls, and the guys are ridiculous.
Instead of having views of the future, ideas to change and improve, Lebanese political parties are solely based on #Throwbacks to bring the old days back.
3. The Mustaqbal
6. The Ishtiraki.
7. El Haraké.
After raiding our streets and lives, Nabil Harfoush, hits the world! Here are some exclusive photos by Mawtoura photographers.
Congratulations to all the winners. If a name doesn’t appear in the list, it means they didn’t pay for the prize. Tanks.
Yesterday, I posted this “satirical” photo on my page to voice a message through a joke about some kids nowadays who can’t express themselves in Arabic language as their parents only communicate with them in French and/or English.
The post was bombarded with comments that were hilarious, to say the least. And here are the 7 types of comments and commenters I have received.
If you have never visited the page before, consider yourself forgiven (to some extent). But if you have, may God be with you.
2. The Sherlock Holmes who revealed it was photoshopped
First of all, thanks guys. The photo was edited on a mobile app and not on photoshop. Thinking it’s photoshop is an honor.
3. The advanced Sherlock Holmes.
Using google photos and shit.
4. The supporters of the beating mom.
5. The women’s rights activists.
6. The one who thinks I’m the CNN.
For God’s sake, my name is Mawtoura and I have a cartoon logo!
7. The people who actually get it. (Thanks)