1- The forever-bride.
She got married in 2006 but she still posts weekly photos from her wedding and cocktail party, either laying on the grass with her gigantic dress or flying on “you raise me up” during her first dance. Block.
2- The “loving” couple.
Ok, they might not be posting photos from their wedding, but they share their love with the public. People hiding behind statuses like “Martouti habibti” and “best husband everrrr” need to be blocked.
3- The priest/sheikh
Their timeline is basically an album for virgin Mary photos, religious quotes from the Quran, or prayers with a request to comment “sub7an Allah” or something bad will happen to you. Nope.
4- The philosopher.
His statuses are at least 1500 words. You need to keep clicking on “show more” to read the entire thing which is basically ranting about every single matter in the society. Block.
5- The athlete.
We get it. He goes to the gym every single day, and he has 12-pack abs. He always lifts his shirt when he’s taking a gym selfie with hashtags like #WorkHard and #NoPainNoGain. Honey, we all know you’re taking steroids. Block.
6-The drama queen
When all your statuses are half-sentences like “Ya rab”, “ufft”, “pray for me”, kindly note that you’re a big attention whore, seeking comments and likes, and you need to be blocked ASAP. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
7- The “quote” center
These users insert quotes on any damn photo they upload. Expect to find a quote on a regular bedroom selfie that goes like “In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can.” or another one on a tree pic that says “Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough“. Why?
8- The “500 same photo with the same people from the same event last night” girl.
Need to say more? Block.
9-The whorefie (selfie whore)
Their day starts with a selfie in the car driving to work, another while they’re stuck in traffic, followed by another one bored at work, followed by a TGIF selfie and another one at the pub few hours later. Have you ever heard about Snapchat? Go there please.
Block her w bala waja3 ras.
I’m sure I missed a few categories. Let us know which ones to add them!
P.S. This post is the Lebanese version of an Egyptian post posted a while ago.