Mr. Sleiman Frangieh is not president yet. Rima Karkafi is not first lady yet. Rita Karkafi, her sister, is acting like it though, on twitter. As usual, the Mawtoura team digs up facts and here are 8 facts we learned about Rita from her twitter account.
Note that this post is not against Mr. Frangieh or his wife, nor it’s against Rita. Rita is just another example of many other Lebanese people who still believe politicians are higher degree human beings who should be served and not the opposite.
Shes’s the sister of the second wife of a Beik who is a son of a Beik who is a son of a Beik who is a son of a Beik who is a nephew of Ramsis who is the cousin of Ashtarout. Now serve me peasant!
She likes to rub it IN YO FACE BIYATCH.
Elijah is her BFF. Oh My Gahd, let’s go get some new shoes.
She loves Assad family and she expresses her love like Najwa Karam.
Wait, no, she’s in love with Putin.
Consciousness, Enlightened beings, Sheep and Shepherds… Mariam Nour is that you?
She still takes pics with her Nokia 6110.
“7aké”. Thank you google translate (or May Hariri).